Monday, May 2, 2011

Mystery Meat

Does mystery meat know that it's a mystery? Or is it just meat? You know you average everyday slice of meat? Is it broiled, baked, shaked & baked, deep fried or Grilled? Well, it's probably not grilled...because it wouldn't be a mystery then.

Would mystery meat hang out in fast food restaurants? (ergo; Taco Bell, Arby's) Seriously, or do they hang out in Scooby Doo's' cohorts van? Is it the a gang or more like the Frankenstein of the carnivorous world?

There are two things that I know for sure. There is a Phish song called 'Meat,' which is up there with one of their weirdest songs ever. Then there is Moe.'s Meat. Which is a pretty good jam...I almost had a typo that said 'ham...' There is also the Frank Zappa album Uncle Meat. Is it just me or does prog rock have a lot to do with meat?

Weird.

..The more you know..

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