Knower of many things faking Social Networking Death? (an article written in the 3rd nerd)

Where's the Know?

For the past week, he has been without facebook.  It was a sudden late last Wednesday that he came up with the idea for him to do this. There were several elements that lead to the sudden social networking death.  One reason being, of course being the fact that he has moved to a new city and would like to meet new people  in person. Not knowing everything about them at once, or read their gripes, thoughts or what’s on their minds.  Another reason being the fact that he has probably wasted enough time on there to not have to go on there for many, many, months.  And lastly, what would his world be like without it.  Is he being more productive or less productive?  Very lastly, is watching all these documentaries wanting him to change his life for the better?

[Insert faked death photo, couldn’t find one that wasn’t disturbing]

He is probably wondering what his wall is looking like.  He has changed his profile to pic to be the energetic one, while no status updates whatsoever (No quotes, no calling anyone out, no videos, no likes, not posting on other people walls, or inviting new friends, be that as it may  ~A Social Networkers Nightmare~).  Only social network is communicating through twitter, (@knowofmanything) and his own private room on the internet a la blog as it is called "...The More youknow..."  He is also having his twitter peeps post updated links to his blog. Hmmmm....

The more you know....